That Explains It

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What!?! I just might bite your finger off!

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According to the the offline English dictionary self control is defined as; Continue reading

The Lab Guy

Hallo… Hallo…
Hollup, did my account just get HACKED!????
Oooh imma get that so called Theador dude!
Uuuuuu!!!
He is going to have it so bad!!
Anyways, onto pressing matters…(all the puns intended here)
While I was at the doctors office today a random thought came to my mind… Well, it came to me after I had to do a poop and pee test.(I know, it sounds way better when you say them like that right?)

 

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The Appeal

With all that is going on in the world… This is my prayer,

Lord I stand in your presence wanting you and need you and
I am here and I surrender all of me so I can see
Your will is where I desire to be take all of me oh
All that I have and all that I do
I give it to you Lord it’s for you
Just take my hand and I’ll follow you for all that I have and all that I do it’s for you
You are my song it’s your love that keeps me strong and you are the light in the darkness of my night
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5 Things

Just a couple of things that I come across and thought that I should share it with my flowers šŸ™‚
But first, ice breaker.
The other day when one of ourĀ neighbours sneezed and proceeded to say,
“excuse me…”
Because I was home alone I did what should have been done if you were in my shoes… I loudly responded,
“No!”
I can only imagine what he thought of me at that particular time..
#theworlddoncare #noblessingsforme? #Whattha?? #Whointheworldrespondslikethat? #whatislife?
Hehehe
But for real though.. This did happen.Anyways,
5Ā things.
1. In the evenings, I walk up to The Junction mall and marvel the beauty of the Christmas decor that has already been put up both outside and inside aaaand on the trees as well..! Eeeeeck!
The plan was to actually take a picture and post it here but,
a)The security guards were looking at me funny and I wanted a shot from where they were standing. (Also, I wasn’t to sure how I would have taken the outside view as well.)
b)I didn’t have a professional camera that would justify me taking a photo (Refer to point ‘a’ Making me look all professional and working for a media house kinder thing.)
c)I do not in any slightest way possible look like a tourist.
d)Last I checked.. I am not white either. (and yes, refer to point ‘c’ as well)
However, the view is spectacular! It gives you all theĀ feels… I mean, all the nice Jingle bells.. Mary did you know… The first Noel… Oh come Emmanuel.. Christmas feels at that particular time. All itĀ needs now is its own cloud that makes it snow only at the Junction…
Yeah..
2. Adele’s new song, ‘Hello.’

Ā Weeeeeh! I can’t okay… ThisĀ song is so beautiful and I feel like she takes us on a journey with her in this song.
Yup..Ā A combination of shivers and goose pimples is what this song gives me. Honestly, I thought I was emotionally stable but yoooh!
I wasn’t ready…
Also, for the record, guys have already began creating related memes and videos related to this song…like this one here.